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What are they supposed to do, post Trump’s picture on the front page of every issue with the headline “This Fuckstick Is Fucking Hitler, Ya Dumb Shits”?

Barf.

I just wanted to stop by and compliment you on your screen name. That is all.

I hope it was good yet inexpensive beer.

Yeah, you’re right — all Shaq’s doing is “criticizing.”

Shaq’s a bully and a chump. He should stick to what he does best — making shitty commercials for cut-rate car insurance and ass powder.

I mean, I wasn’t going to humblebrag about it...

“[S]tick to cooning.”

Can we talk about that painting over the mantel?

Good grief.

The fact that voters are starting to turn on their reps with this kind of passion is very, very interesting. I hope it’s not just a passing phase, but that these people are truly woke.

It’s pronounced “Lul’vull.”

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This jerk is part Zimmerman, part Pryzbylewski.

Enough debate about what is “right” and “wrong.” Everyone KNOWS what’s fucked up and what isn’t. Anyone who doesn’t know or refuses to admit it is part of the problem. Fuck sophistry and apologists. The chance to operate for the greater good is right there waiting to be acted upon. If the powerful few continue to

We’re never getting rid of this snake, are we?

Barf.

Similar to you, I thought we were well off. Then my mother took me to see a movie one afternoon — a matinee, mind you — and I remember her digging in the seats and under the floor mats in her car to scrounge enough change to buy our tickets. I was 9.

Fart noises.

Barf

I was going to say something, but you said it all.