It’s obviously the new Geo Storm.

Still could be a Cadillac. Or a glorious Geo revival no one saw coming.

Wait, there’s a website just called “Naked Girls”? That seems so... pedestrian. Is there another one called “Penises and vaginas”?

And then they lost the game! I knew this celebration was some bad Juju.

“Fuck Vontaze Burfict” is kind of a default response to any question.

“We need to do something about the Israeli-Palestine conflict.”
“I agree, and fuck Vontaze Burfict.”
“Totally.”

This isn’t quite Chris Brown getting a tattoo of Rihanna’s bruised and bloodied face on his neck, but it’s in the same ZIP code.

Sure, I take a dump on the grass at the park in Cleveland after I score a touchdown to mimic the Browns’ season and I get arrested. Go figure.

I’ve made a lot of special modifications myself.

Apparently not square wheel wells though. I was surprised to see that they got rid of those.

Chevy’s going back to round wheel wells huh? Kinda?

Sleek? They need to take about a foot of body height out of it. The frontal area alone is almost twice that of a 1970 Silverado. It’s almost embarrassing.

Not to be confused with the Millennial Falcon, which lives in its parent’s hangar until it turns 26.

In my dreams. (second try)

Mark Davis either sleeps in a bed shaped like a race car or on a bed made from the skin of missing women.

You want to know why Herm did that? Because you play to win the game.

If the car were a ’94 instead of an ’84, this would be a given.

Fun story? My wife’s 2008 has a tape player, my 1997 does not. Oh well, I can always sooth my 80's soul in my vast collection of laser discs at home.

45n years>? whats an N year?

Also assuming the tires weren’t stolen.

“We’re whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon.”