I’m sure his appeal will ultimately be successful, but that still won’t help Tom Brady understand why he was dragged into this in the first place.

It doesn’t help that most drivers add 300 lbs to their truck, easy.

Let’s go easy on the new Jags fans.

What else would you expect from a Jefferson, except try to move on up.

As much as I love to see Eagles fans writhe in agony, this is an actual tragedy. All the fun and good quarterbacks get injured while TB lathers himself in virgin blood and increases his lifespan another 10 years.

Even if they used aluminum, they could say it’s “Super Duper Military Grade”.

If he was really NORTH DAKOTA TOUGH hed be out there jeopardizing his career

Zero spin required. Literally only Jalopnik will remember the whole aluminum vs steel debate. The general public doesn’t care about GM’s past claims.

There’s a perfectly innocent explanation for this whole situation: he just wanted to ask Durant if he knew how to get to Temecula.

Haven’t these all rusted back into the earth from where they came?

Jeter clearly part of the Yankee Deep State

This is all Red Sox fans remember of the last Yankee signing like this:

Now they have two hitters battling for the playoff strikeout record.

It’s confusing because while I’m sure Payton thought he was giving the international sign for choking his fingers were not entirely closed around his throat. As we all know fanning your fingers under your neck is a common, though quite archaic, gesture used to compliment a gentleman on the quality of his cravat while…

with a too-wide gap between possible outcomes to speculate responsibly, or even irresponsibly.

“Democracy is the worst form of government there is, except for all the others we’ve tried.” - Churchill.

Yeah, that lawmaker sure is someTing.

If only there were a group of people that we could elect every few years to represent us and create laws that are in everyone’s best interest. Unfortunately I’m not aware of any such group that exists in this country.

Would it be considered cannibalism if Elway started endorsing Jello?

After a self-imposed exile, guard Derrick Rose flew to Cleveland this morning