I know how to ride a horse, but that is simply because I was allowed to put a saddle on my au pair growing up and ride her around the house.

Sounds like Mr. Kazemi can’t drive.

Chiefs gonna Chief. 😑

That’s nothing like the Silverdome explosion when I body slammed Andre the Giant in front of 90,000 Hulkamaniacs, brother!

And the ‘85,’95 ‘05's too.

If only they had built the ‘75 Pontiac car line that well.

I honestly didn’t see much of an issue with the intersection myself, but I guess traffic laws are complicated when you ridea moose to work

Thankfully he’s got that Memphis education to fall back on. Makes me feel a little better about the situation.

The lapels on that suit look like they belong to a super-villian, not a run-of-the-mill murderer.

It’s just like Ray to try and make a suit disappear.

Turkeys aren’t animals. They’re pure spite covered in feathers. Much like geese and swans.

This was me after every goal I scored in NHL 03, myself.

Obligatory...

It’s actually a heartfelt message to his lover, Stan D.

Bernier has got to stop that. He’s really screwed over his teammates there - he’s done a terrible thing to them - and yet they still seem to sympathise with him for some reason. It’s like there’s some weird syndrome going on over there in Stockholm.

“Fly Dragons” is about as cool a name as you can have for a team. Like, my hometown offers its players the choice of saying either “I’m a guy who lives near lakes,” “I’m an olde tymie Mississippi Riverboat,” or “I’m literally a spark.” In Beijing, you can say, “yeah, I’m like a pimp Smaug.”  

I’ll just leave this here:

I think it’s a bit unfair for Congress to call out the whole NFL when teams like the Raiders and Jaguars receive no contributions from defense.