Austin’s Runescape (and now Twitch) handle “Rajj” is a character from his childhood. Back then, he says, most of his friends were from an Indian background, and together, they all conjured the character Rajj Patel.

Gee, not 1 but 12 vacuous ego-maniacal morons whose talents are either a big set of tits or the ability to say ‘fuck’ a lot (sometimes both!) trying to out douche one another? At the same time?

We live in the stupidest timeline.

I would be perfectly okay if I never saw another Twitch article on a gaming site ever again.

Thanks for wading into chaos for us, Cecilia. This feels like the games journalist equivalent of reporting from INSIDE THE HURRICANE. 

This “show” is an embarrassment to humanity.

I’m going to tell myself “ok boomer” on this one. I’m 35 and this made me understand I’m already waaaay outside the loop.

I cannot imagine something I would less like to be involved with, consume, or even be aware of. Just reading this article made my day worse.

OTOH, then you’d have to go somewhere.

“It’s a little dull for miles 3-20, but wait until you see how I pedal for miles 21-40!”

Seriously? Never mind that I can’t think of a Star Wars game with lightsabers I’ve played in the last 20 years where you didn’t get the option for a two bladed one, game mechanics are spoilers now? Particularly in a game where one of the primary collectables is lightsaber parts, and the one you start with has a busted…

For the same base price you could get more than 7,000 Pop Tarts.

6am is for goddamn maniacs

And since they’re re-running the same GMC commercial from last year, this means they bought each other THE EXACT SAME watches and GMCs they bought each other last year!

I get angry every time I see the house in the GMC commercial with the couple in their late 20s/ early 30s living in a million dollar modern mansion and he buys them matching GMCs because her matching watches for the hell of it. Who is this supposed to appeal to? 

I hate how aspirational this commercial is.

The coup de grâce really is at the end when they are watching her old Peloton workout videos on the couch as if that’s completely normal.

it changed her because her family is now measurably poorer because of this overpriced exer-cycle?

Peloton: for the woman who can’t just get off.

Not when you're essentially self-employed.