On the plus side, my fantasy FEMA team is putting up numbers this year.

If it’s any consolation, the viewership for his show nationally couldn’t fill up a division II football stadium— subtract the hate-viewers and we’re talking maybe a high school baseball stadium.

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Yeah my labs figured this out and they no longer have any fear of it. If they break out front they book it through the fence without any hesitation and head straight for the neighbor’s chickens. I’m pretty sure they plot this shit because they only bum rush the open door (when I’m carrying in grocerys or whatever)…

My friend had a dog who figured that out. He would stare at the (invisible) barrier for a minute as if steeling himself up and then charge straight through.

Are you my dog? Goddammit, Gertrude!

The super bowl was 211 days ago. I wouldn’t say I’m still angry about it, but there are some days where I wake up, lay in bed staring at the ceiling and think, “I cannot believe the Falcons lost that fuckin’ game!” I spent a good while writing an email to Drew for the article, then deleted it without hitting send. It…

I hope Matt Ryan is forced to do a commercial where he talks about what a goddamn loser he is every offseason until he dies from severe rectal trauma. I hope they find a way to go 0-17. I will never forgive them for giving that game away. I AM FIRED THE FUCK UP FOR THIS.

If only all those tears were around when Sherman came to town.

By your logic, if the Deadspin commentariat is responsible for the shooting of Scalise, you’re responsible for the shooting of Gabby Giffords. What a terrible person you are!

Being against white supremacists is an “extreme left wing ideology”? I suppose in Trump’s America that might be true...

I find that the issue isn’t as much whether events could or could not happen as depicted (in this universe) but rather whether, as a viewer, they cause you to stop and try to understand how they could’ve happened when you would otherwise be enthralled in the narrative. I think it’s fair to say that, in this respect,…

“Is the coach a dick?”

Seriously, how could Michael forget Tormund, who almost DIED in this episode!

Ricky in Boyz in The Hood

after rewatching the ep (ok skimming through it) that was easily the dumbest part. Like She reaches down her hand and they are all ready to go and Jon Snow is like hold up, let me sword fight some more. It wasn’t just kill these couple dudes that are close to us but let me run halfway across the lake to do some cool…

Everyone: If we kill that guy over there we might be able to get out here

I took that the other way. Sansa wants to off Arya. She got rid of Brienne so no one would stop her. She was in Arya’s room, not the other way around.

As a patriots fan... even i felt bad

+1 gold star