whoosh

Perfect.

Funny, but raises an important issue.

Can’t spell ROI without...well, not sure, really.

*CLAP* Betty Rake!

That was my first thought. A basic grasp on physics would tell you that he’s not gonna be able to do that.

When Hackenberg left PSU they got better. Somehow the Jets still drafted him.

Don’t tell me Panthers fans are supposed to TrustTheProcess now

This comment made me happier than you can imagine.

Later that evening:

The way Sanchez just lays face down in frustration is the best part.

and it’s not like he specified sport or age group. All things relative, the 2008 Round Rock Youth League 9-11 year old Pumas Field Hockey team was a woeful collection of singularly untalented hacks unfit to even be on the field with the other teams.

I’m from a family of Patriots fans, so I was rooting for the Jets out of nothing more than spite towards the rest of the people watching with me. Have you ever seen a grown man, a WWII veteran at that, laugh so hard he drops a slice of pumpkin pie on the floor? I’m pretty sure if he was still with us to ask, Granddad…

THANK YOU. The misuse of “I” in these situations is shockingly widespread.

She wanted to date a football player that she could beat up?

Well, Fisher was one of the all time greats. Now whoever bought his rings from the pawn shop is one of the greatest basketball players in all of history, because, you know, he who possesses the rings and all...

Similarly, Trent Dilfer is better than Dan Marino. Rings don’t lie.

You can select any team you want as long as it’s ‘Bama.