Damn. Well played, Deadspin. Well played.

CLOSE ON JARED GOFF

+1 Louisville Slugger

Haha the North(East) Remembers is great!! I love it. I shall somehow use that in a clever Tweet or Facebook status and I’ll get all those likes I so desperately need.

+1 Whyyyyyyy!!!!!!

Also, literacy aside I’m pretty sure you also buy steroids or PEDs at a pharmacy in America assuming you have a legitimate prescription. Otherwise your getting it from some meathead at a golds gym.

These are the pros of the team!

I need Advil after trying to make sense of all that.

D-E-T-H, Deth! Deth! Deth!

I really like your point about Dany. I’ve been uncomfortable with the way she treats the unsullied and Missandei. When Tyrion was talking about how they’d beat the Lannister forces, he said it was because they’re fighting for the person who freed them. Except, she freed them to what, exactly? To fight for her instead?…

“Daenerys Hillary Targaryen Clinton doesn’t believe that #UnsulliedLivesMatter”

You just know competitive Connect Four exists and I bet it’s brutal as fuck.

You’re conflating censorship with your first amendment rights. It’s 100% censorship, and that’s fine if they choose to do so, vote with your wallet and such, but don’t confuse people with facts that aren’t facts.

“the Brown’s kid already has a 1000 yd stare”

When they discriminated against the blacks, I said nothing as it wasn’t at all important.

i hate to break it to you but there are elections every 2 years...the war never ends...but thanks for playing this time around. i hope you’ll play again but if you were only here for the 2016 elections season i wish you all the best as the rest of us try to actually do something besides bitch and moan.

Are you trying to make a point of some kind?

“It was the biggest crowd ever for an inauguration.”

“The Cleveland Browns are competAAAAAUGH OK, OK, I couldn’t even say that one with a straight face!”

“My wife still loves me.”