People not only watch the show, but they’ll talk to you about it under the assumption that you’re quite familiar with it.

“I want to address these rumors about Donald Trump Jr. What you’ve heard are lies. I don’t know this person, never met him. I don’t even have a son.”

Putting in my vote here to see basketball players playing ultimate frisbee. Kevin Durant would be awesome.

I want to see captains pick their teammates, and then the other team gets to decide what position each player has to play.

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Love people that hide behind the law as if it has any relation to morality. The President could sign a bill tomorrow making all residents legal citizens and permanently opening the borders. If the legality was really what yall are whining about, you would have NO PROBLEM with them after that... right? Huh, its almost…

Jalopnik commenters are wrong!!! This is the best blog of the day imo

On the other hand, our President has actually been a professional wrestler, whereas this professional wrestler has never been President.

Hey now, you ever see springtime in Detroit? Its... less depressing than winter?

I wish the party had spent more time, you know trying to protect the ability to vote, telling their chosen nominee that she needed to do more than not be a Republican, and stopped making her think that the sun shone out of her ass. Their sense of inevitability did more to turn off voters than the man who actually…

It was on a playground, and athletics happen there.

So “go fuck yourself, you’re not a Democrat. But go get the votes we need that our ACTUAL candidate can’t get.” If that’s really how you think politics should work, then it’s going to be 2 terms for Trump.

Well, I mean, like Native Americans and Africans Americans would probably disagree. We may not be as overt in our hate speech in general, but America has a super long history with hate speech and we’re really only thinking seriously about it now, in the past decade or so.

Link is going to have a really hard time finding all those triforce pieces, fuck.

It’s just triangles all the way down.

Ooh, yes. Mayweather will be anticipating movement where there is none, and that’s when McGregor will throw his glove to the ground, slap Mayweather across the face, and yell “Dartanian” in a foppish Irish brogue. It’s genius.

Fucking 3-d chess right here.