Yeah but according to my notes, he has a funny name and is also black.  Clearly he is the worst

My take? We’ve been in the upside down since the Cubs won the World Series.

No, she’d have been called MC Byte.

What could possibly cause a completely normal fired chicken place to explode....I wonder.

until the colonel removes the cheeto chicken sandwich, a restaurant will be destroyed every night. this i swear to you

It’s surprising that he doesn’t know how to schwim.

And that's not the only reason he shouldn't be on this list.

>It’s a shitty situation with no obvious solutions.

I honestly cannot believe how much better the second series is, especially given how great the first one was.

And more specifically temperature change is not what skunks a beer.  Light does.  

Scrimshaw is really underrated.

Alex Cora: BrockBot9000, run program “Average Right Field Defense”

Yep. I’m a big guy, and most of the time I can’t/won’t eat all of what I’m served at most sit down restaurants. My rule now that I’m trying to not be such a big guy anymore is that I generally eat half, and it’s almost always more than enough.

Sir, this is a Guitar Center.

Masseduction came out in 2017, MasseducAtion came out in 2018.

I second this, but would also add watching videos of her performing songs like “Digital Witness” or “Birth In Reverse” or footage of her S/T and “Masseduction” tour because I think performance plays a really big part in her work.

Let’s be brutally honest -- looking at the family photo, the pitch is the fourth-worst thing in that twitter thread.

Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody.

So much work and risk to be the highest people on earth when you can just go to Denver.