God’s Not Dead 5?  I think they protest too much.

Did he tell her to get off his lawn next?

So we’re doing stories on ducks that died in 1983 for no reason?  Good to know.

Repurposed, expired Zima?

If you have to ask, then it’s too much.

Jesus AV Club, why are you giving Ann Coulter’s dumber sister any exposure.

Old joke told to me by a former bandmate - “What is perfect pitch? An accordion thrown out a windows that lands on a banjo”. I brought my banjo to practice next time, much to his chagrin.

I didn’t know Yellowstone had those sweet Laurel Canyon sounds.

Stephen Williams was X on the X-Files after deepthroat was whacked.

This is all covered in Thomas Frank’s “What the Matter with Kansas?” in much detail - and is still pretty relevant to this day.

My favorite bit was Munch also showed up on the X-Files - just think of all the crossover possibilities.

Yeah, Dr. Tyson is going to have a coronary rupture.

He was also in Battle Creek, which deserved a much better fate than it got.

Cube - no matter how much you suck up to him, Tucker Carlson isn’t going to invite you on his white power hour.

“The Devils - AAAAAAHHHH”

Pied Piper has a nice ring to it.

Just ask The Ohio State University.

House of Zucker

Aquarius and Californication as well.

And Archer?