Sarcasm? In a Newswire? Well, I never!

Yes.

Now do the bit about John Cassavetes.

Vaping will never be as cool as you, dude! You killed John Wayne, and no one can take that away from you.

I have a friend who was involved with the Hugos this year. Not only did he get to go to Finland, but he could to hang out with all sorts of cool authors and stuff. What, me jealous?

I wouldn't wish that on anybody, least of all the Messiah.

A smidge. God was angry in those days, my friend. He appears so much more mellow and laid back now.

Daffy is like Blackadder - he's such a jerk, it's actually enjoyable to see him being taken down a peg. Which is different from original flavor Daffy, who used to antagonize Porky just for the hell of it.

Frank Gorshin… did Foghorn Leghorn…?

Doctor Chuck Jones.

If there were a God, this fucking twit would've eaten fire and lightning by now.

The Indiana Jones.

Sweet Jesus Fuck, this asshole.

What I'm saying is, Wonder Woman doesn't fit into the MCU timeline at all. You're already dealing with a What If?/Elseworld situation. Having Bucky active in '89 is actually less disruptive than having the Amazing Amazon present when he is.

Go ahead on.

I don't trust the universe to provide poetic justice. I'll settle for regular justice. And even that is going to take way longer than I'd like.

You're mashing together Wonder Woman and the Winter Soldier. I don't think the MCU timeline is going to argue with you if you want to do something cool.

I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

The Blue Flame? Is that place even still open?

"Wingardium Leviosa" takes on a whole new meaning.