Settle down, Francis.

You've fallen into my cunning semantic trap!

Yes, but did Billy have a big movie last year and is he featured in a big movie this year? No? Well, then Marvel doesn't care.

Well, worshiped as a god by people from Earth at one time. And sure, Thor's mother is technically the Elder God Gaia (nee Jord) and Simonson doubled down on the mythological aspects of the setting (which were probably Kirby's favorite part too) but while those two fine gentleman produced the best Thor stories, they…

I guess my point is that, Thor comics have always been a mixture of both. In his first appearance he fought stone men from Saturn, and he was forever tooling around the universe with his bros the Warriors Three fighting aliens and monsters from the Black Galaxy and shit. Thor just did it in style, via a Viking long…

To be honest, I saw Dr. Strange a while ago. And I was drunk.

You take the sci-fi out of THOR and you have to remove Beta Ray Bill, Skuttlebutt, the Rigellians, Ego the Living Planet, and Thor cracking open a Celestial's armor through sheer dint of awesomeness. You sir have the boorish manners of a Yalie.

Armageddon cannot arrive swiftly enough.

He is annoying as all get-out. But I have occasionally watched his show, because the restaurants that feature on it are interesting.

Don't worry, those tacos from Taco Bell should provide adequate sustenance for the Doctor Who marathon.

That might be what makes them bulletproof.

Basically. But like Jerry Seinfeld who learned to his horror upon meeting his gender-switched clone in the penultimate season of Seinfeld, played by Jeanene Garofulo, I hate the fact that my sense of humor is recursive references upon references rather than anything original. I don't want to see this movie or read…

Is that Freedom Rock, man? Well turn it up, man!

[whisper] Look at their avatar! I think they ARE the Mexican agricultural and marketing board! [/whisper]

Not me, I love avocado. That's why I'm having the avocado, avocado, avocado, avocado, bacon, and avocado.

You're right. The OHOTMU is just an encyclopedia of intellectual property, now.

Which was clever in 1963 when Stan and Jack were just starting things, but now is such old hat and makes rooting for either side hard to justify. They're all assholes, now.

That's the title, and it ostensibly stars She-Hulk, but brother, that ain't She-Hulk.

Hi! My name's Baz! And me and my mates thought that TV just wasn't now! Right? I expect, like us, you're not into all that stuff your "old man's" into! Right! So! We just thought we'd have a program for us! Right! And this is it! Nozin' Around! Yeah, N-O-Zed! Zed for Zap! It's a program for young adults, made by young…

Aw, man. Semiotics. I hated that class.