Who are the bad guys these days? Galactus is the Lifebringer, Dr. Doom is Iron Man, and Captain America is the Red Skull.

Mark Gruenwald and Eliot Brown are rolling over in their graves. Why do we even have an Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe if people are just going to ignore continuity to suit their whims?

But… why? Was he ever part of the V Battalion? Did he ever even meet Dallas Riordan or what have you?

Just be glad they were allowed to retire and could plausibly come back at any time, rather than murdered and forgotten to prove some kind of point or make a bad guy even more bad somehow.

And for Galactus' sake, do not read the new She-Hulk series.

Eyes aren't red enough.

So legacy character Red Hulk now has a legacy version of himself? Did Back to Basics strike "Thunderbolt" Ross and de-hulkify him?

I had a friend who would just jump kick. That was all he did. Just button mashing jump kicks. He was undefeatable.

Oh… that's… that's a shame.

D'oh!

But is New York City itself a character in this film?

The whole movie is pretty bad. The Hatari scene is about the only good one, and Postlewhaite is the only actor who seems to believe he's actually surrounded by dinosaurs. The rest is just… ugh.

Define "good movie."

Popcorn!

Fugedditabouttit.

He was in Saving Private Ryan.

I saw L.A. Confidential at a screening in college, and for some reason the print they had managed to show the boom mic in every goddam scene. It was hilariously bizarre.

I think that monologue was one of the most honestly horrifying things I've ever seen in a film.

I own both soundtrack albums. That's how much I loved that movie.

You poor dumb bastard.