So, wait, this isn't the darkest timeline after all?

Is that voice… Enrico's?

You mean oil?

The monkey's paw had only three wishes, though.

We've always been in the muck. The Civil Rights Act is only five decades old.

There's still a Flash tv show, so… no? Maybe?

I dunno. Even in the 60s TV show Penguin could be murderous and vicious. Some of those death traps he put Batman and Robin in were seriously fucked up.

"Gods of Gotham," Phobos resurrects Eris and Deimos and bonds them to (respectively) Poison Ivy and the Joker, while bonding with Scarecrow himself. They use Mazie Zeus as a proxy to build a church worshiping Ares, planning to turn Gotham City into a new Areopagus on Earth. Wonder Woman and her crew team up with the…

If that word was "detective" the Batman movie might not suck.

Less liberal is still liberal. You've got to crawl before you can walk. And democracy (even representative democracy) is still more liberal than a monarchy.

I'm guessing your right wing friends don't live in West Virginia or Louisiana or New Jersey.

They've already forgotten that liberals have guns too. Or that the American, French, and Communist revolutions were led by liberals.

Watergate took years to resolve. Hold on. Stay strong. We beat the fuckers before and we can beat the fuckers again.

Don't worry. FEMA is being de-funded too. They won't be able to run camps of any kind.

Why does that Wizard of Oz picture look colorized?

Sgt. Rock would blow that dude's mind.

The Anti-PBS crowd got to you, didn't they?

Haaaarveey Deeenttt. Can he be trusted?

No one is supposed to know about that apartment! That's my fortress of solitude!

Those were already used and trademarked in the Golden Age.