Gotham is caught in a bind, though, because the police are just incapable of handling supervillains. They're either corrupt, low-funded, or merely incompetent. Gordon has a small cadre of useful cops he keeps close to him, but they can't protect the whole city by themselves, and Harvey Bullock is just not capable of…

Should have scrolled down.

These kinds of non-sense solutions just don't hold water in a world of time travel and jet-powered apes.

Old Timer, is that you? Me and Hal were going to go get some chili, wanna come?

"Does this mean we have to fight now?"

We need to start teaching people about Occam's Razor at a very young age. It's such a simple concept. Kids will get it.

St. Nicholas was Greek person from Asia Minor. So, if I'm decoding this correctly, what Kelly is saying is that Republicans are finally acknowledging that Greeks are white. That's a big step for them. We should be applauding, not criticizing!

I was driving when the news broke on NPR. L'il Punk was in his carseat in the back, still small enough that he had to be facing backwards. Just the idea of it, that something like that could happen to him, fills me with existential dread. I can't even imagine what it's like for those parents, nor do I ever really want…

That's just crazy enough to make perfect sense.

I only saw it once myself, so I could be wrong, but the impression I got was that they did talk in his native tongue.

He does say he's "above average," and while that scene playfully suggests he's talking about his penis size, what he actually means is that he's an enlightened and forward thinking fellow who is not at all horrified or outraged to have discovered and island populated only by women, nor is he the type to immediately…

Of course they don't. That would mean having paid attention in school, or having ever read a book that wasn't endorsed by Fox News, or having an ounce of critical faculties of their own.

Come back, Orson. Ahura Mazda misses you.

Why is there so much politics in this musical about the Founding Fathers? What was political about them? Gosh!

A Pole? Don't make me laugh. Catholic and Slavic, clearly untermenschen.

People used to read the Old Testament.

No kidding. Huh.

That was the set-up. "Men are only needed for procreation." The scene in the bedroom was the follow-through.

As a Helena Wayne fan, I will never not stump for Batman/Catwoman being a OTP.

Movie magic!