To be fair - I know, right - DJ Jazzy Trump does say "if Jackson were alive" at the time of the Civil War. So he's aware of the whole being alive issue, just dismissive of it.

What's most upsetting to the opposition is that they can't reconcile the fact that this SOCIALIST is taking advantage of CAPITALISM. It's almost like Obama is actually…a….a….capitalist. But that can't be true. That's unpossible!

I think he must work at the AV Club or something.

I am more excited to have this Lois back than this Superman back, to be honest. Also, having them together again. No characters in the history of fiction belong together more than Clark and Lois, by gum.

The Silver Age was rough on a lot of characters.

Ha! I honestly didn't even think of that. I really should have.

Yeah, I was thinking Ancient Greece.

Me too!

Don't you know that's not how you get clicks? You must say something controversial about Alan Moore or evil Captain America for that.

I presume that for a long time, gay authors and audiences had to hide their relationships in code, and that vampires are human enough to have the full range of emotions (something I disagree with - I like Draculas) but also alien enough (undead bloodsucking monsters) with which to hide non-heteronormative…

Oh sure, Namor's been a supervillain lots of times. But not always.

Cut the check!

Yes! Thank you.

"Remember, 'berto, you're strong, but you ain't accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior!"

I thought he was the ghost?

There's a comic strip I've seen (which is to say, I saw it) called "Cave Man Science Fiction." It features a typical cave man with slouched shoulders and animal pelt clothing inventing a wheel, which leads to the end of the world, but not before someone archly cries "he tampered in god's domain!"

Eh, heroic kings go back to the Bronze Age.

That's the exact one!

Bite your tongue!

But a guy like Christopher Priest can figure out how to make Joseph talk, so the story can get moving along.