If you preface that with a "FLASH!" I am totally with you.

Weight of the galaxy.

Luke does not win by getting angry at Vader. In fact, losing his shit almost makes him lose the whole enchilada.

I always thought it was a pretzel rod. Hmm. Now I'm hungry. For pretzel rods!

But they just returned about forty years ago! Now they have to end? What a short run, geologically speaking.

Force Ghost Yoda! It's the only thing that makes sense.

Needs more "Immigrant Song."

I agree, Luke, but you're contractually obligated to appear in at least five more of these stupid things. No end in sight, m'man!

It has evil jugglers! Oh, Mark Gruenwald, you were too good for this world.

Okay, it checks out. It certainly was some batshit insanity. Not the good kind, in my opinion, but still.

Yes, that was the one moment of sheer brilliance from Stracynzki's run. A run I quite liked up until a certain point (the Romita, Jr. art didn't hurt).

He's definitely qualified to run for president, now.

Wait, the run where Byrne ruined Vision and Dark Phoenixed Scarlet Witch? That run? Are you high? You're high, aren't you.

Fair enough - I'm just saying, it wasn't Slott who decided that Doctor Octopus should take the coveted spot. Otto has either filled that spot previously, or been the heir apparent.

Insanity is part and parcel of being the Green Goblin.

You've been hacked! Quick, someone check on Charlize Theron!

I have found, for example, that when I tell L'il Punk stories at bath time, the Spider-Man stories are incredibly easy to do. Partly that's because of the huge backlog of Marvel Team-Ups that I can plunder, but it's also because Spidey just fits in so well with just about anyone. I love to play with his friendship…

I think they're afraid we'll just make fun of the art. Like, what is up with Superman's chin, amirite?

I love the idea of Spider-Man, and I still treasure certain runs, but yeah, the thing that Marvel has turned Spider-Man into doesn't interest me in the least.

Doc Ock has been Spidey's #1 bad guy since Osborn bit it. And before that, he held the #2 slot like a champ. There's a reason why he got featured in the second movie.