ah yes, no time for fantasy sports. You are too busy commenting on internet posts.

Oh boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me.

He's like your mother

Jesus, you gotta be dying watching this.

That's good too see. Hopefully one day Anthony Bennett will also be able to sort out his problems with the game.

No. Shut up.

You work for Deadspin. That shit's your bread and butter...

That's called a headline. The lede is the opening paragraph

Spurs and Pens fan? Fuck you

His arena, his court, his team...

Wait, it's NOT a sport? What the hell did THIS happen? Ugh, enough, we get it. Now go watch your fucking TV show on HBO about Dragons.

The problem with the people that keep pointing out Lueke's history is that it ignores the possibility for redemption despite a checkered past. People make mistakes and they grow as a result of it. Yes, it's an ugly truth. Nobody is going to deny it. But the fact remains: many people have gone on from being members of…

[dying]

These lists can go fuck themselves.

Why is anyone surprised to see Gannon looking dark and serious with Link and Zelda nearby?

I'm sorry, but I can't believe that Mendte was convicted of email hacking when he explicitly told Lane he was looking for a NSA relationship.

My girlfriend used the same trick to sneak into my house permanently.

Hold on a second: was it 15, or 16? He's a fuckin' ref, he should know. If a referee can't tell the difference between two consecutive numbers, how can he know what down it is, or where to spot a football on a lined field, let alone tell if a catch is a catch.

Slow night?