Can this child pull a cart? This is important.

Go fuck yourself.

When asked to donate, Richard Sherman once again claimed he was drafted in the 900th round and makes $50 a year.

On to Seattle for the matchup that was destined to happen.

Not so much. Seriously deadspin, is this how far we've fallen? I want my 2 minutes back.

Should've been filed under "This Is So Stupid".

The ball was CLEARLY out of Rodgers' hand before his arm went forward. It wasn't even close.

Do you realize what a shitty life that you have that you created a screen name specifically to jump on a soap box and rant about a dude that you have literally no clue about? You claim that you are successful in life due to douche bags like him while speaking about his shitty job. His shitty job is a business that he…

+1 so hilarity will ensue

Shut up, Jameis.

SHOCKER, Alabama fans don't seem to have a mastery of the English language.

I think Bo was paying a compliment there; usually, four stars are a great review.

How To Make Football Players Lose Their Minds: Let Them Play Football

Obscure rules shouldn't decide the end of important games, amirite?

bro, do you even lift?

You suck so much right now. I expected more from you. Blue is last? I should have seen this coming though after the freeze pop nonsense.

that time-honored strategy of casinos and cheap weddings.

^ Reason #1 why jacuzzi_rick sucks.

"For the last time, it's not offensive. We don't find it offensive. Hell, sometimes we use it to refer to each other at home!"