Seems like only rich people have these sorts of issues. Poor people never have problems that require these expensive supplements. It’s strange.

It’s good to mix things up every now and then by having a shot of beer and a beer glass full of bourbon.

I typically spend Friday night with my good friend Jack Daniels.

If anybody knows about this stuff, it’s you.

Why in the world wouldn’t insurance cover it? It’s not exactly an elective treatment!

Ohtani is pitching on Sunday?  Awesome.

10 stars.

The presidential election was in 2016, not last year.

OK, so it was right.  I read the second sentence wrong, my bad.

So how do people who truly eat only meat avoid scurvy?

Must be $50 of ingredients in there.

Any rendition of 4'33" by John Cage.

?? Looks more like he just kind of spasmodically tossed it away.

I remember listening to that game at work when the streamed games were free (was it the first year they did it?). Normal game, and then. Announcer: “Oh, and that one went way over the catcher’s head.” Announcer: “Another one to the backstop!” (Repeat about 5 times). Announcer: “And here comes Larussa to get this kid…

...which is exactly why 2-3 year olds cars sell for almost as much as the new ones?

“Which book, dear Opus, may I read you tonight?”

Call him “Bell” because he was just taken to school!

This kind of stuff is why I tell me wife that I insist on going first.

I’m convinced that web sites use “jumping” links to make you click on ads and the like.  The website starts to load, and the link you want shows, but when you go to click on it, right before you click on it, the page redraws and an ad shows up in the same place, so when you click, you’re now clicking on the ad.

They’re not. You just push it in, the cart is released, and then you remove it. You could do the same with the quarter if you had a pair of needle nose pliers.