Oh, calm down people typing ‘TYPICAL STEALERSHIP’ into the comments already... I see you. Stop it.

Shitty tech doing shitty tech things

Crack Pipe for misleading ad. He’s really asking $28,999.

Hey, no snark - whatever you may think of this man, his intentions are good. Please help if you can.

Brilliant video — this DeMuro guy could fit right in here at Jalopnik!

......... I think we’re all perfectly capable of reading what he wrote on autotrader like I did earlier, I believe the saying for this is “get your own material”.

Need for Speed taught me all about these beauties, and I’m pretty sure Nicolas Cage is pointing at a 550 when doing his “self-indulgent weiners” line in Gone in 60 Seconds. That line is pretty ironic now, considering that any 550 you’d see out and about is probably owned by a connoisseur and not a new-money whatever.

Sounds a tiny bit like insurance fraud.

Those window intakes are rad af

What exactly does Trump have to do with some shitty dealership treating their employees poorly?

Actually I think this one is price under average market cost.

Damn, this is the saltiest post in the History of Jalopnik. Did your girl break up with you? Dog die? Run out of pizza rolls?

Thank you for volunteering. There are so many very good doggos at shelters!

As somebody who is an animal shelter volunteer and all-around animal lover: Thanks for saving Turbo and making sure he found a home!

showed my co-worker the picture this morning, she replied... well he didn’t touch the sign... and they used some tape to put the sign on the item, that is surely more damaging than a slight rub of the hand.

considering it is part of a space thing that should endure massive pressure and temperature, I am sure it would be fine, who knows, maybe he asked if he could touch it. It might be just to keep the lowly engineers and such from touch the plate but not for the high supreme second in command.

meh, if Biden did it we would all think “Aww there goes Joe again!”... I’m getting burnt out on everyone freaking out about every single thing that happens. when something major happens people will just assume its being blown out of proportion

We have stuff like this all over the place. Signs say don’t touch but it really doesn’t matter if you do. It’s mostly just to keep people who have no idea what they were doing from screwing with things that look cool.

Everything’s going to be fine.