Please have him email me and tell me what the alloys are before I perish.

Alright so I can add something here. I don’t wanna sell it as the juiciest thing, but:

Funny how this never comes up with Drew Brees, who is the same height as Russell Wilson.

Excellent. You didn’t even have to reche for that one. (unlike this one lol)

He’s black.

+1 bug-eyed stare

Really nice work here Drew. You might even say this joke was... called well.

McAdoo is a finalist for the Wade Phillips Cup, the trophy given out to the NFL coach who looks the most like the assistant manager of a tire store.

Could we have done it differently? I guess you argue that we could’ve, yes: The Ben McAdoo Story

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

Come on, we all know there’s only one place to go for pizza in NY

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

I would argue that plenty of competitive guys, cognizant enough to look ahead, would not risk further injury for a team stuck in the mud, so they can continue to compete later. Plenty of hyper-competitive players ask for trades, or work their way toward competitive teams using their NMCs or other means they have to…

Bennett was probably hurt enough to have surgery; or hurt enough so he could still play. While it looks like he manipulated the situation in order to leave a sinking ship, given the general nature of the way players are treated, and the rare opportunities they have to chart their own course, I’m all for *any* player…

You are right, the Detroit Tigers have never won an NFL game.

To be fair, that season was after the Tigers lost Justin Verlander at point guard.

Sure thing, Mr. Jackson.

In 50 years the following question is going to show up on whatever quiz show there is then and nobody is going to know the answer:

Oh, jeez, Cavs fans are patting themselves on the back now for knowing Kyrie’s good, seriously? “Seven months ago” Kyrie was in the midst of a season during which he averaged 25 points and 6 assists for the reigning NBA champs, and he was less than a year removed from his title-winning dagger, no legitimate basketball…

Tom Brady will forever be the best example of this.