32 replies and no Wall-e reference? For shame :)

This is freaking Wall-E turned into a reality. I’ll pass, thank you.

want.

How does it feel to be the wrongest person alive?

chase slate is only one i know

Blue Bell is good enough that even though the recall doesn’t effect Oklahoma, I’ll risk it to eat it. Blue Bell is life.

So the answer is to not have Halloween costumes that include any people of color? Only white people costumes allowed.

Hooray for reducing diversity in the costume aisles! White kids should stick to dressing up as white characters, as God intended.

I’m pretty sure the pigeon coop has appeared multiple times before. IIRC, it was Bridget’s (aka Firefly) coop, and Selina decided to look after it after she “died”.

This is a welcome feature. I also love the happy medium with Google Now. I don’t use Google maps during my 30 minute commute, but on occasion, I do get Google Now alerts to accidents on my route. Invaluable!

The same moron who’s commute can take them anywhere from 40-120 minutes depending on traffic conditions.

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7.

Andy Janovich was awesome last night. First career carry and he rips off a somewhat long touchdown run. What a great moment. He also threw some huge blocks. Hopefully this will be the start of a return to prominence of the FB position in the NFL (well other than that guy from San Francisco who punches the elderly).

Any helmet-to-helmet hit should have an automatic timeout and have officials review the play to determine whether the hit was intentional (or, fine, avoidable) or not. If so, you’re out of the fucking game and should be suspended if a repeated offender.

Making it even crazier is the NFL’s response:

This is on Denver because they relentlessly targeted Newton but I also find it really disturbing that there’s not a discussion about checking the defensive shits who pull this too. The focus is on the high profile positions and players but those guys are having the same impact to their brains.

This is entirely besides the point, but a gameplay violation (grounding) should NEVER be offset by a personal foul. It’s complete bullshit, and it logically conveys that a game penalty is just as bad as a personal penalty, which is the opposite of what the NFL pretends to care about.

I’ll grant you that, but an LS would have fit better.

I own a Cayman and I’m ok with the swap.

Really, Eugenics is where you go? Troll much?