Back in July of 2011, the douchebag parade of supercars was running from Las Vegas to Miami when, outside of Orlando, the inevitable disaster struck. At the time, we only knew that the driver was arrested for reckless driving. Now we can see why.

Now he has a Lamborghini desk.

That's some expensive blinker fluid in that tail light.

I'm pretty sure it was this guy

That Ferrari needs an epi-pen, stat!

You know what is the ultimate tailgating deterrent? not loafing in the passing lane

I just started a thread on Kickstarter to open a chain of marijuana dispenaries along these new roads. The details don't matter much when you hear the name: The Pot Hole.