You mentioned the low hanging fruit, though.

Pablo Sansabelt.

What a waist of money

It’s hot as the surface of the sun, it’s absurdly humid, and there’s the worst traffic in the world.

Porzingis’ agent refused to talk to the 76ers because Hinkie had turned them into a joke and alienated lot of agents across the league while doing so. It was a side effect of “the process”, it’s absolutely Hinkie’s fault.

The Greatest Repudiation of the Process is the Celtics. They tore down and were back in the playoffs in a year. They have just as many draft picks as the 76ers and have a load of young talent. Plus they amazingly fun to watch.

In conclusion Hinkie should have borrowed Ainge’s Magic Underoos

Even “honkies” has almost no effect. You really want to make white Americans experience what it feels like to be the victim of a stereotype based purely on the color of their skin, make a shirt with a white cartoon face that says “Racists”.

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads…

Highlight of my sniping skill was of course middle school, walked into math class, saw my friend opposite corner, threw a mechanical pencil at him while his back was turned. Damn thing landed the way you hold a pencil in his upraised hand and he literally screamed from confusion and awe. Been trying to replicate this…

Fuck the NCAA. Sure. Definitely even!

One time my brother threw a quarter into the toll tray from two cars back (the guy was one coin short and taking forever). The gate went up and I actually applauded from the passenger seat. This is the only thing I’ve seen that compares to that.

This sentence makes my brain hurt.

Yes, the beginning scene in Gotham during MoS was well-done. However, it’s all the bits after it that muddle up Wayne’s motivations. I didn’t say every bit of the story was pathetic, but taken as a whole.

Main continuity, Batman has a code, and that code is “don’t kill”. It’s kind of a big deal. One-offs, elseworlds,…

Top notch counter point

OK, help me out.

Jezebel taking over Kotaku would look like the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan.

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

Man, I hear this shit every time someone critiques a summer blockbuster for being shitty. You know what movie wasn’t shitty? Fury Road. You know what that movie was? Like two hours of nonstop flaming explosions and cars blowing up and batshit post-apocalyptic dialogue and Charlize Theron ripping some guy’s fucking…

Except most of the reviews I’ve read are essentially saying, “This movie is no fun . We wish we could turn our brains off, but they keep trying to cram in themes and heavy, portentous stuff that makes no sense.”

I must reply this video. I am not from USA or big college basketball fan but you all know I am big regular basketball fan. I want to give my regards to the Northern Iowa on a great team. May you gentleman gain the strength to carry on to more victories. In particular I hope you gentleman get pleasures tonight from the…