Fredward is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. In the middle of it, I was like "Am I really watching this? Is this actually a thing conceived of by people?"

The hula-ing is coming from inside the hoop!

You could share the car and living space, but you'd need twice the food, and healthcare would be problematic if you developed different conditions due to external circumstances. And if you get a girlfriend, either you're only getting laid half as often, or your double is carrying on an affair as you. Also, what do you…

If you have sex with your identical twin, is it?

Ann Dependence Day.

The aliens reverse engineered human technology to hide coded transmissions to each other in Earth telecom systems. Jeff Goldblum cracked their code.

HOLY CRAP PEOPLE! Don't skip the movie just because of one person's review. There are plenty of other reasons to see the movie besides man-meat. Yes, it's dumb, but in a very fun, subtly clever way, and it absolutely revels in glorious visual excess, while being grounded by simple but effective characters. Seriously,…

I never understood why he didn't just carve a few more lines on his scalp. Sure, it would hurt, but that didn't seem to be his primary concern.

@avclub-c701a997d9bef627835b036efb4eca63:disqus You mistake my meaning. Franco has fantasies about receiving a gynecological exam from Franco.

Oh my God, you're my favorite new gimmick.

How about Isabella Rossellini? 

Come on, how could you not go for "Shillary?" It's like you know nothing about politics.

Surf Stormtroopers Must Die

Then STID is also totally about facing death.

Let's compromise: pretty good.

Or what about a pool? Full of midi-chlorines?

For a mermaid-fancier, you're awfully uncreative when it comes to non-peno-vaginal forms of coupling.

A-fir-ma-tive.

If she became a news anchor, no one would ever know.

Coming soon, from The Asylum: Mernado