"How to have sex with a pressure cooker"

Loose Seal!

@avclub-4f18f486a356810b3ef8008243bcba7a:disqus He was "awesome," huh?

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus Hang on, if you never threw a punch, how did you defend your tiny racist buddy?

That takes the punch away from that "Thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean" joke.

I would like him to play all my parts.

Sigourney Weaver is Ellen Page grown up. http://entertainmentaroundt…

@avclub-a452630477eb936fd36fc9a9542d4598:disqus Hat is orange.

Really? Okay, expect a lot more lewd replies from me in the future.

I thought Henry was a Brit?

Franco has that same fantasy.

"Cillian Rail" sounds like a character Pierce would play.

I hope the whole thing isn't black and white. The theme park's candy-coloring has a lot of surreal potential.

Like that one Twilight Zone episode?

What is going on?

I'm surprised they didn't sue Percy Jackson.

At least that wouldn't ruin Ludwig van. The theme song already makes most people want to jump out of windows.

For Allah's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a theologian!

Well yeah, who wants an HJ through the zipper?

That sounds like an incredibly fascinating approach. I must see it!