Calvinist?

And everyone looks like a zoomed-in comic book drawing!

"all that and a bag of potato chips"

But "have it too" could be interpreted as synonymous with "eat it." Like, people say "I'll have cake" or "I had cake," by which they mean they will eat or have eaten cake. But the phrase "have your cake" isn't as closely associated with that meaning of "have," so it reads more intuitively. Besides, the timeline isn't…

Single Vampire Lawyer, biting for his clients
Wearing sexy goth attire and being blood-reliant

Please let's not make that the cultural touchstone for all things sexy? It's noteworthy for being a popular piece of shit Twilight fanfic, and nothing else.

Anyone wanna speculate on what the deal is with the tooth in his nose?

Why is that your favorite, if you don't mind my asking?

You really need to check out Houyhnhnm! They have a better breed of commenter.

Mononoke's my favorite, but I think Howl's Moving Castle is the prettiest.

In fairness, that was pretty hilarious in the Clerks TV show.

I thought the old woman was pretending like a monster, but she was just drunk.

I like how you turned into Dr. Seuss at the end there.

We've all secretly wanted to pull a Whatley and become a minority for the jokes.

@avclub-51048bfa2332a3aba727434b85da1dd6:disqus I think it's kind of like calling black people "negros." It's not that the word itself is bad, it's just so archaic that it hearkens back to a time when the culture that used it was way more racist.

My parents are the biggest kumbaya hippie liberals I know, but they haven't been able to shake the habit of saying "gypped." Granted, there aren't many Roma in New Hampshire, but still.

I just learned the other day that on a TV show, executive producers can have significant creative control. Different than movies, apparently.

I just assumed it was a joke about East Asian eyes.

Try Enter the Void. Totally flips that shit on its head!

If you wanna fling shit, you better have a specific target, or else it just gets all over everyone.