Well color me in motley, because don't I look the fool.

Which wasn't even that bad. I maintain it will become a cult hit on DVD. Or, rather, popular on Netflix, which does fuck all for its revenue, as I am given to understand.

I gotta say, the trailers really appealed to me. Even Depp, in spite of my White Guilt gland working overtime. But with reviews like this, I think I'll just skip it and watch Rango again.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus Have you seen The Hunchback of Notre Dame? A priest sings about hellfire in the context of wanting to fuck.

…and may God have mercy on its soul.

It's like having a black guy in your movie with a bone through his nose who keeps yelling "Ooga Booga," but all the other black guys in the movie just give him frustrated glares. Technically you're subverting the stereotype by not generalizing it, but it still makes one wonder why you'd choose to make the…

Boy, I really hope someone got banned for… aah, I haven't earned it.

@avclub-30016cd5b9045be8de99ad5f1cbfd9af:disqus Couldn't have worked for visual media? You cray, String. That sequence was fucking awesome, and I'm sure they could have staged the Red Wedding vision so as not to give too much away.

@avclub-4e47f6a561dbe6724a331cf235f76e8a:disqus They were starin' right at me!

That was Ed?! I need to rewatch that movie.

Really? I was picturing Arab or Persian. Chilean doesn't exactly scream "desert-dweller."

I thought Tonks could just change her hair at will?

Ohhh, gotcha. So you're attracted to minors.

Man, you wrote "Beat" instead of "Caddy" in that last exchange. If you want to make it as a gimmick commenter on the mean streets of the AV Club, you gotta police your shit.

@avclub-c701a997d9bef627835b036efb4eca63:disqus Manic Pixie Dream sufferers?

I guess I ceded the moral high ground when I liked Idi Amin's comment.

CUNT-SHITTING FUCKBUTTER DICKSUCK TWATTY ASS BALLS HNNNGGRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Same!

That… actually sounds kind of cool.

No they aren't. Shut your mouth. This is no joking matter.