@avclub-e6c1142acfaceea3982a09641b33fc04:disqus King of Presidents? What a hypocrite!

I dunno, Klaus Kinski might be harder to work with.

Yo AJ, I finally saw you in person at the Kubrick exhibit! I never knew you had articulated eyeballs.

"Santorum to flood theaters"

This doesn't bode well for my incipient Peer Gynt adaptation.

Heathen children don't count.

The Anti-Christ can't even get a public option? I don't think Jesus has much to worry about.

IT DID NOT DIE OUT YEARS AGO! HUMANS AND RAPTOR JESUS MEMES COEXISTED!

Spared expense.

Period piece will play well in the red states? Nice.

Billy and the Throneasaurus.

Heh, cannibalize.

"Indian looking"?

Like you remember what the hell his character's name is.

Natasha.

I mean, they were both in Schindler… maybe that's why?

Schindler's Fist.

What did Michelangelo object to?

Man, even behind a layer of CGI, they can't cast an Asian? Fuck's sake.

Who day and night must scramble for a killing, feed a hungry Foot Clan, scream his daily threats?