The Tobey Maguire??

I'd have gone with Dave Chappelle.

That Amazing Spider-Man was made purely as an insult to filmgoers is a much more palatable notion than the alternative, that they were trying to make a good movie and it still turned out the way it did.

By applying STICK-to-itIVity, if ye got that stuff called…

@avclub-c02b1e8c39e84057c1a17d0eea9c8bba:disqus No one who speaks French could be a sexual deviant!

Yeah, she was the brunette who had maybe five lines and did a terrible impression of being trapped in rubble.

I actually liked the four Russel Crowes, though I felt they belonged in a completely different movie.

"has rented a truck based upon product placement in an action film."

I agree on The Hobbit being too frantic and acrobatic, but I'd argue that it also included quiet moments that established an emotional connection with the characters. It wasn't just nostalgia that made me care for the people on the screen. And it definitely developed the characters more gracefully than Man of Steel.

Wait, you mean the guy behind Ed Hardy isn't actually named Ed Hardy? I'm so disillusioned.

She can already taste those meaty leading lady parts in her mouth.

Sean's specificity as to the inebriated state of the infamous tweet's architect makes me wonder if he wrote it himself.

Fuck a doe.

I must have missed this bit. What's the joke here?

Is this a joke or something? The "you" in that statement referred to the commenters, and the "we" referred to the AV Club staff.

In all likelihood? Yeah. But there must be a right way to make a movie of the Justice League. It seems like such potent source material, surely we can devise a treatment that we can at least hope for the filmmakers to abide by.

I don't think a deliberate pastiche incorporating various cultural influences is in the same order of creative stagnation as remaking the same movies over and over.

It's kind of baffling that Lex would sit out this whole Kryptonian invasion malarkey without so much as a public appearance, let alone a power play. I know there are obvious behind-the-scenes reasons for this, but it's going to be a hell of a thing to gloss over when they introduce him in the next movie (which is…

That one got a big laugh in my theater. Not sure that's what the scene needed tonally, however.

"It was not a good day to be a Smallville business owner. Did you see what happened to the Sears, the IHOP, and the 7-Eleven?"