@avclub-40e90db13ab31c7efd64228034182c2e:disqus I think I can answer that definitively. Every fiction film that has ever been made and can ever be made is a dramatisation. They are never accurate depictions of historical events.

The part where they search the boat and shoot up the people on it was so perfectly fucked up. That scene could work by itself as a short film succinctly expressing the absurd paradox of a war governed by "acceptable human conduct."

Dammit Marty, cancha just let me conflate you with a deific Bartlet in peace?

Heyo!

But Trinity's kiss doesn't bring Neo back to life. It's just a symbolic confirmation that he is, in fact, The One.

The Justice remix of Electric Feel was off the HOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!

That sounds fucking sick, dude.

The day his adaptation of Neuromancer was cancelled was a dark day for all of us.

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus Counterpoint: Ed Wood & Big Fish.

@avclub-fbca7c48c185890bd31f538b91ba5fbb:disqus http://www.amiright.com/alb…

The sad thing is, I think everyone involved expected that to be a good movie.

Is that… is that a Help! reference?

Alright alright alright.

Man… I kind of wish I was friends with you people in real life, so I'd have someone to eat these with. My friends wouldn't get it.

@avclub-230e46d19fe78a6c8dc715659a7188d7:disqus I dunno. I've only sexed three women, and they were all really tight, I guess.
@john_wayne_newton:disqus I saw a jizz-cleaning scene in last night's GIRLS episode! It was after Jorma pulls out after ferociously raw-dogging Marnie, which is what made me think of this trope.

I make no apologies for liking Boondock Saints. As shallow and cliche as the "leads" are, Willem's FBI agent is a great character.

The opening voiceover is the worst thing that could have happened to Dark City.

I had no idea Penn was behind Into the Wild. I've been meaning to see it, and this moves it higher on the list.

It's great, but such a downer I have no desire to see it again. And I feel like the older I get, the harder it will be to watch.

Pure bollocks.