Can I fuck my wife’s friends?

I guess I should have foreseen that their other attributes were more of a base requirement and the face could be literally painted on. This doesn’t make me an asshole.

No I love that thing too now.

The only perfect crime is the one you get away with.

Well, all I know is that I've only two Icelandic people I've met were two of the hottest women I had ever seen.

I'm not judging. But I'll rather sit in a pub with a cold one than in an empty hotel room. But to each their own.

We have a rule "If you feel the need to start something with someone else have the decency to share".

Yeah. Even in a completely open relationship that shouldn't even need to be said.

oh my god, seriously. My partner and I are open, but one of the three rules we have is "if both of us aren't involved, use the guest bed, not OUR bed."

(Rules 2 and 3 are "be honest" and "use protection")

Or you can just ask the photoshop dude from American Apparel to do the task.

Fuck that dude. After watching my wife carry and give birth to two children, have a period every month and sometimes wait in line for 30 minutes to take a piss, they deserve to have quick and easy orgasms.

Her parents are Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith. Normal rules may not apply here.