Can I fuck my wife’s friends?

I guess I should have foreseen that their other attributes were more of a base requirement and the face could be literally painted on. This doesn’t make me an asshole.

When I was a kid, my family went on a trip to Italy. There’s really no mistaking us as Jewish. We fit the stereotype look too well. So we’re outside the Vatican and browsing some guy’s cart full of Vatican/Catholic trinkets, and he turns to my Dad and says to him, in Yiddish, “what’s a nice Jewish boy like you doing…

Years ago my then-boyfriend and I waited until the last possible second to get Halloween costumes for a party and went to a rental place, literally all they had left was a Pope costume and this skin tight, pink sequined tube dress with black faux fur trim. We were the Pope and his prostitute.

Yeah, my dad and his buddies did a “Nuns On The Run” thing for Fantasy Fest in Key West. There’s so much “wrong” there I don’t even know where to start.

Several halloweens ago, I was at a house party with a few friends and lots of people I didn’t know. I walked into the bathroom and walked right in on a nun giving a BJ to Jesus while he was drinking a glass of wine and smoking a cig.

Kale

We have a rule "If you feel the need to start something with someone else have the decency to share".

Yeah. Even in a completely open relationship that shouldn't even need to be said.

oh my god, seriously. My partner and I are open, but one of the three rules we have is "if both of us aren't involved, use the guest bed, not OUR bed."

(Rules 2 and 3 are "be honest" and "use protection")

Or you can just ask the photoshop dude from American Apparel to do the task.

Her parents are Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith. Normal rules may not apply here.