Literally all I could do is laugh out loud because it’s so absurd. I’m surprised they didn’t put a (D) by his name.

lol

Is it at all possible that Trump is covering something up that’s minor, but he’s a complete idiot? I’m worried that I’m getting some popcorn but that he’s gonna get off scott free in the end after all this. Somebody reassure me that this is big.

I think we all know that the “Trump Presidential Library” is just going to be a giant, flat-screen computer monitor scrolling tweets.

No library for Trump. Just a claustrophobic, gilded-to-the-gills media room with wall-to-wall screens playing the greatest hits of Fox News & Friends on a loop.

God, CAN THEY PLEASE STOP BRINGING UP THE FUCKING CAMPAIGN UNLESS IT HAS TO DO WITH HOW THEY COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA TO WIN IT?

As the reporter rightly was getting at with his questioning, the “I’m only accountable to the people in my district” defense rings a bit hollow when Blum’s largest donors are from outside of his district. If he can be bought by parties outside his district, then he can answer questions asked by Iowans outside his…

I’d like to know the thought process behind Skeleton Shirt Kid though.

Did not know that. Thanks for cutting into my pessimism.

Being famous seems to be like living in a really, really small town.

Because black man.

Because Fox News.

Every year Cinco de Mayo gets worse and worse. My family comes from the Puebla City area from what I can tell, being there during that time period.

Uuuuugh at what point will we just adapt blanket binge drinking days without any historical/national ties? That seems like a better idea than co-opting a legitimate holiday as an excuse to hit up the bars. (This is what has happened with St. Patrick’s Day and Cinco de Mayo in most places, no? It mostly seems like…

I’d say not voting in the open racist and fascist is a pretty good victory for democracy.

Back when I was a horny virgin teenager I watched George of the Jungle and puberty pretty much ran it’s course in the span of 80 minutes.

Sexual assault, too. C-sections. Domestic violence. They’re monsters.

Just a reminder that pregnancy is a preexisting condition.

Schumer said that she tips well because of her past. “I’m a good tipper,”she said. “I worked in the service industry for 10 years.”

Don’t apologize. I see now I got it wrong.