I understand Amy on this. I ain’t rich enough to have rich guilt, but I do have former poor kid guilt. I don’t really pay for services I can do myself (like pedicures) and I tip really well when I do get any kind of service I can’t (like massages).

Where?

Apart from his likely amphetamine consumption, Trump doesn’t seem to be into mind-altering substances.

Margaret Atwood.

Every time someone mentions Hillary, I remember when I used to have such hope. And then I die a little inside.

President Andrew Jackson, who died 16 years before the Civil War started, saw it coming and was angry. Would never have let it happen!

My guess would be gym socks and ritalin.

what do you think Sean smells like? Cinnamon and flop-sweat?

Oh and I just wanted to add, not to be crass but this is relevant to the political element he was talking about: The care my daughter received in 23 days before she died cost just shy of $1 million. And all these 1 in 100 babies, if they survive, have a pre-existing condition from birth. So.

I’m very much hoping President Kamala Harris will usher in a public option.

I generally don’t like him because of his “make a viral video where you make your kid cry” shtick, but I am also happy his son is okay.

she is my hair heroine.

A “pucker” of assholes?

Am I wrong on this one?

Trump: I don’t stand by anything.

THIS IS WHAT JOURNALISTS NEED TO BE DOING. DO NOT JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT QUESTION. CALL THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT.

“It should be talked about.”

“Okay, let’s talk about it.”

“That’s enough. We’re done.”

host John Dickerson backed Donald Trump into a literal corner

It sounded like he was being shuffled elsewhere not in the White House but then there is this:

Thank fuck. Here’s hoping the door gave him an ass-kicking on the way out.