“What if Commander Riker were a 90s tv mom?”

Is it wrong that I just looked at that picture and burst out laughing?

Is that hair real? Is that hair now? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT HAIR?!?!

Based on that pic I will refer to him as Clairol Shag Mullett and nothing else.

Here is your periodic reminder that you and I, US taxpayers, already paid for the previously publicly-available data that has now been deleted from the EPA website. Pruitt and 45 literally just stole our access to goods and information that we had long paid for, right out from under our noses.

I really hope she meant “like this is as much as my rent...”

“Nobody knew that creating a music festival could be so complicated.”

Bahahaha I just spent 10 min (after reading your comment) trying to find the Krusty the Clown gif of him saying exactly that.

I’m a compassionate person. I’m very heartbroken over her passing, especially since it was cancer.

I believe it to be the opposite. They clean him up considerably.

As someone with family in South Korea, what the everloving fuck, is this?!

I misread the headline. I thought this was A Tale of 2 White Broads, and expected these two. But then, they are The Simpleton’s chief advisors.

Every White House press conference:

Smithers and I do not find this program or its so-called madcap antics to be amusing in the slightest.

I was talking to both my parents on the phone yesterday about how good the show was and I found myself instinctively saying, “You should watch it mom, I don’t know if you’d like it dad,” before realizing how much internalized misogyny I had just expressed. Literally I was trying to protect my dad from facing some of…

OT: Okay, so I’m told these are actual tweets. Ain’t no way, right?

Liberals need safe spaces because they are whiny crybabies. Conservatives need safe spaces because... they’re afraid of the whiny crybabies?

Well, there’s also this difference: Patients Cared For By Female Doctors Fare Better Than Those Treated By Men

“Could Tax Reform Under President Trump Actually Help Working Moms?”

Noah one hazzz uh seynse of huymuh anymoah.