My favorite was when Comey was asked how these investigations usually go, his response was “There is no ‘usually’” because what even is this life??? 

You don’t have to be Sigmund Freud to see how’s Trump’s behaviors towards Russia contradict everything about him and totally points to something suspicious.

This is going to be a scorching hot take, but merely bearing and raising a child does not in ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM make you qualified to talk about the Trump/Russia allegations and wider societal implications on (what could be generously described as) a news program.

He needs the adulation.

I’ve been watching Sesame Street from the 80's with my daughter lately. I was surprised to see how effortlessly diverse it was. I didn’t notice as a kid or have context for why having a Puerto Rican woman running a fix it shop was important.

Good polititoon, but I do enjoy: “How can I be sure they will see it’s the desert? I know, saguaro cactus and cow skull.”

To irrelevancy, and beyond!

DC voted 96% for Clinton.

Please don’t blame DC for them. None of them are from here, they don’t know the city, and they don’t represent us. :(

“....by increasing the number of women who value the exact same things conservative men value.” It’s the only reason conservative men seem to “like/love/cherish” conservative women. As soon as they have even one slightly different opinion, or stand up for themselves in any way, they are OUT. And they know it. viz:…

what kind of fackery is that......

Next up: working for the LGBTQ community award.

The bottle of wine I just drank did more in its life for women than Mike Pence ever will.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

Probably 90% of the people making the food in the kitchen are immigrants! I wonder if the waiter checked their IDs before working with them.

I rarely say this, but this deserves so many more stars.

As my Papa, may he rest in peace, used to say: “I get the feeling that boy’s family tree is just a stump.”