That’s an awesome story and great advice!

His report will be turned over to his replacement which is a paper shredder.

That was a preety good pun.

Tom must pay the Price for insider trading.

World’s worst Brawny ad.

The Taking Tree

This is the most disturbing version of The Giving Tree I’ve ever seen.

Resting rich face.

Well as long as he prays for forgiveness, Jesus is OK with it, so everyone else has to be, too.

They are expecting their fifth child. *barfing*

1Direction fans are the well-regulated militia we need andthe one we deserve.

4. READ THE LABELS!! This is the best way to get around marketing bullshit, especially for women’s products.

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

I also love that after considering the Kellyanne-Elle hybrid for the Supreme Court or as president, she suggested that she could be in prison.

The Legally Blonde character transforming to Kellyanne Conway? No.

“Never again?” Why are you being so dramatic? No one misled you. Is it really that crazy to look at the ingredients before buying a new medication?

Excedrin did this like a decade ago (??) with Excedrin Migraine. Whatever sells the product, I guess.

They do this with their “migraine” advertised pills as well.

I wish I could believe you, but I can’t. It took 8 fucking years for 75% of you to learn that GWB was a disaster, and 25% were still holding out hope at the end. Now 45% of you have lined up behind this fucking piece of shit. On what should we be basing our belief?

you underestimate the stupidity and apathy of the American voters public