While I enjoy going after religions and science deniers (psychics and astrologers just don’t seem very threatening), I take no issue with poking fun at Santa Claus. I don’t think there are many 5 yr olds reading Giz (or Sploid) these days, so I think their fantasies are safe.

I enjoyed it

Realistically, I don’t think a string of Christmas lights could support the weight of a reindeer.

I think you mean alcohol.

The smell of marshmallows would probably be a welcome change to the current stench of depression and loneliness wafting through that apartment.

And so is a fat man on a roof trying to fly with herd animals. While sitting on a sleigh. So, this is sort of like a documentary, and documentaries are, generally speaking, not dumb...so.... I disagree with your comment. Merry Christmas.