Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

No back seats, stiff ride, not enough luggage space, expensive maintenance. From a non-car person’s perspective, it’s not great.

The same can be said for BMW, Mercedes, and Audi whom have all cheapened their brands, dumbed down their designs, and made care more appealing to the zillions of suburbanites out here who love badges.

The only problem I see is that it’s a Chrysler Crossfire.

Uh, that’s a 356 in the top photo.