i don’t know what twitch is. i don’t know what zoie burgher is (though i’m guessing it’s vegetarian. amirite???). and i have no idea what a “thot” might be (okay, i have a few ideas). i do know what porn is. being old is great!

pepperberry and dd atelier, among a few others, make full-bust basic button-downs.

the fashion industry needs to start parsing need more (whether or not they’re explicitly designing to ameliorate “flaws,” maximize leanness or draw attention to attributes (whatever they may be); it’s not just about big vs. small, or curvy vs. ruler, or plus vs. straight sizing. whatever one’s body politics, i think…

there’s a third path for us overblessed types: tie the hollywood one-piece *around* the tittays like a moby wrap. just think of your boobs as babies and the garment as a melon hammock of sorts. of course, your bottom half will be bare. but it’s hollywood - who cares?

question: do we value wit anymore? what with every syllable subjected to ruthless analysis by various thought policing bodies on social media and beyond, it’s a wonder any celebrity comedian/actor is willing to open her mouth and add to the public discourse. is that harmless or is that terrible? we can disagree about…