@lodown: Graah, comments being weird. Anyway, he's three and a half months old. I don't think I'd want my man to smell like him.

@lodown: He's three and a half months old, though. I don't think I want my man to smell like him.

@CherryBerry: I'd love to say she'll step up and start an awesome company that does fashion/music/movies/something awesome and do a great job and live happily as a mogul. But apparently she hasn't been doing too hot of a job of that so far.

Well, this sounds fun. I'm gonna go listen to Chicks on Speed now. Woohoo!

@TopLevelExecutive: At least her college entry essay is going to be interesting.

@TopLevelExecutive: At least her college entry essays are going to be good.

@Writingirl: By that I mena the later half, with photo tips and new shoes and Al Roker

It's nice to see a TweetBeat where most of the entries made me smile rather than cringe.

@sableized (LET'S GET IT!!!): That is insanely cute.

@laureltreedaphne: I'm pretty sure we do have higher pain thresholds than men in general. Which makes sense, since with they can get waxed they can never give birth.

I object on the basis of wasting pasta.

@Gumbina80: Exactly! I'm always yelling "This exit is a 25 mph turn and it's wet! Ack brakelights ahead!" And we're always fine. So, maybe there IS something to this depth-perception thing.

@Peppermint: Maybe three then, because I don't know him! I was looking at Chuck Bass (because, hello, Chuck Bass) and Lucille Bluth (for those weekends when you need someone to help you keep the vodka from spoiling).

@Peppermint: What a sad list. Only two people worth partying with.

What happened to their ribcages?

@banana_grabber: My sister stuck her Diva pin on her laptop bag. I salute her bravery. She gets more comments on it than she ever expected.

My grandmother ALSO has a box that apparently once held speculums. I have no idea why, but the last time I was at her house it was sitting on the back of the toilet holding an extra roll of paper and a Reader's Digest (she was remodeling the house at the time and a lot of stuff was in odd boxes). I don't believe…

I remember reading somewhere that women have a different depth perception than men. I have no idea if that's true or not, but it might explain why I feel fine riding with my mother or sister driving, but riding with my dad or fiance is white-knuckles time.

@Cimorene: I will heed this advice and curb things. Twice a week seems ok...Although, see, the future mother in law just taught me how to make gnocchi from scratch...

@Calisee: Zoolander is a great cinematic triumph. You MUST.