Re: Negan’s monologues - I totally agree with you. He’d be twice as intimidating if he talked half as much.

Also, Negan is just not interesting enough (yet) to hold my attention. He’s just an evil sadist who loves gloating about all the terrible stuff he does. And SO. MUCH. MONOLOGUING. *yawn* It’s just not compelling enough for me. That combined with the loss of a beloved character like Glen, and I don’t have much reason…

They should cast a monkey sidekick. the ratings will skyrocket. That idea is free, AMC.

Maybe because Negan reminds us a little too much of a certain person who was recently elected? I like to work out my anxiety by getting scared of imaginary zombies, not have it amplified by getting scared of an imaginary dictatorial narcissist.

I love how proud the dog is of Luna. This belongs to me and I get credit for her cuteness.

Cut to 5pm, when Plect Drumpf tweets denials of everything he said this morning.

I think Trump has found his Secretary of Education.

Would you say Debra is... messing with Susan Sarandon?

oh shit i assume these are child-sized so today is finally the day my tiny baby hands come in useful!

He’s the male Paris Hilton. Legit. Paved the way for her career. Of course she voted for her (whoops. Him. Going in deep on that comparison).

Let’s be realistic: they probably were.

Shocked!

“At 12 I wasn’t interested...”

“This stationery that simultaneously screams ‘expensive’ and ‘interesting’ is perfect for maintaining her brand across multiple formats.”

Everything on this list is butt-ugly. Is that bossy?

I noticed there were no literary suggestions.

Yep. To quote Dear Sugar: suppose she shows up and behaves well and doesn’t do anything to embarrass you—what do you get out of it, really? Proof that she can treat you well, she just doesn’t want to, most of the time? Even more anxiety because the longer she doesn’t act up, the more afraid you are that she will? Your…

:Discreetly shelves spec. script about President Obama called “The First Lady’s Husband:

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

Again, I would like to apologize for this getting out of hand