Hannibal for me!

me rn:

True. They’ve already fucked us.

Considering the ACA will take some time to roll back, this might also be a good time to fuck with the intention of getting pregnant if that fits into your life plans, since it won’t be long before matenity benefits are fucked.

You all fuck. I’m going to fight.

The JS shoes are very good shoes

Wearing JS shoes rn

Jessica Simpson and Ivanka Trump both rip off other designers, but only Ivanka is in the position to make sure copyright is always legally interpreted as “Copy, right?”

I actually own a pair of Jessica Simpson shoes. Ankle straps are hard to come by.

Ugh, Jessica Simpson shoes are like ‘SO CUTE!” from afar. But when you get up close and see the label you feel like you’ve been duped.

They’re cute and comfortable! I don’t even care.

We should go and take pictures of it and post it all over social media. I would enjoy doing that.

To me, this tweet knows exactly what this headline is saying, and is suggesting that there is a fundamental distance between The New York Times and the citizens mentioned in this title (democrats and students) and “America.” Which, after this election, is a fair criticism, but a dangerous division to keep emphasizing.

Haha the only thing I can truly laugh about in all of this is the fact that Christie is so fucked he can’t even get a job as a professional bootlicker for the President!

Principessa Passive Aggressive is rubbing her father’s non-victory victory in our faces. In part because she knows her father is on the Twitter and she’d better hedge her bets.

Hey Ivanka: Guess whose shoes I keep seeing at the Goodwill?

Can Ivanka Trump not read or is she simply rubbing her father’s non-victory victory in our faces?

It’s all about the Benjamin’s. Which will actually be Trumps by this time next year.

Appropriate that his scent is “toilet water”

“A masculine blend of Orange Flower and Jasmine.”