Well, that clinches it. I won’t be voting for Bill Clinton in the 2016 election.

So how much nastier does Trump go from here? I’m thinking a ventriloquist act with Vince Foster’s skeleton.

The Trumpenproletariat in my Favebook feed is going absolutely insane. They’re so desperate to think that backing that pus-filled Tostino’s pizza roll is the right thing to do that they’ve decided the Clintons are founding members of the Legion of Doom - all kinds of insane allegations flying around.

He knows what it is! He just isn’t going to tell you. Because.

Someone please bump this to the top COME ON

During Charlie Sheen’s “tiger blood” meltdown, he mentioned that his habit of calling the very young women he’s fucking “goddesses” originated with Sean Penn. I can’t think of that without shuddering.

O shit!

I have a new found respect for Halle.

I’ve never heard of them before either. I admit, I didn’t read the whole article, so I clearly missed a lot. But in the few paragraphs that I did read, I did not get the intrigue of these sisters.

Saying there’s a new book about the Mitford sisters is a bit like sharing the breaking news that the sun rose again.

I feel like a 16 year old should be able to go to a party without getting raped.

You’re doing the Lord’s work. #allsteaksmatter

Oh, I get it. When you’re slamming back beers, It looks like an M

Did she fuck that dinosaur before or after “vandals” removed its head? I’d like to think that if I were ever to fuck a dinosaur, I’d at least do it with one that had a head.

I’m pretty sure the “well-groomed” part doesn’t refer to daily grooming routines. More like, elite private schools where people are “groomed” for a life in high society.

“Well groomed” as in she was not raised to the exacting standards (of many old money WASP families in particular) to be the perfect model of an erudite, proper, lady-who-lunches. You won’t hear breathless articles in Vogue about her precipitated with flowery descriptions of her advanced degree in Insert Obscure…

I will never understand why people automatically lack empathy the minute they realize someone has money as though that is some magic cure-all that will save you from pain, bad luck, trauma, violence, sickness, etc. It really is very telling about the people who are so quick to judge others but wouldn’t live up to the…

Newsflash: people deeply involved in fashion tend to be contemptible. I know, it’s shocking.

Another site I was on, people were saying stuff like “If she didn’t dress that way, she wouldn’t call attention to herself”, “All the money the Kardashians have, I don’t feel sorry for her one bit”, etc.