These women who go on dates with this guy would be more understandable in that case.

Not gotta lie, I actually learned to make Osso Buco because I saw it on Hannibal and I thought it looked good.

I mean, maybe if he were really good-looking like Patrick Bateman. But you can only really be cooked and eaten by one guy, so you don’t want to settle for this schlub.

If ONLY he were anywhere near as hot as Mads! SIGH

They met up and he got eaten.

Look. I know it’s tough out there as a single human looking for love. It’s hard to meet people in real life these days, and the internet is scary because you never know who might be a sociopath or have violent tendencies.

I just don’t understand women who date cops.

but has so far refused to acknowledge the possibility that racism played a part in what occurred.

I’d do a lot for Jamie Fraser, but we would need at least a full mattress. I’m nope-ing this scenario because of the tiny mattress.

OCH!

Same. No shame.

I was with Kelly all the way until the Outlander comment. I’ll assume she got carried away.

Like in his cave! Mary MacNab style. That lucky bish, banging the Dunbonnet in the crawlspace.

I’m not proud of this, but there’s pretty much no situation in which the answer to “would you fuck Jaimie from Outlander under ___ circumstances” would be no for me. He is soooo effing hot.

Jamie Fraser in a crawl space ...I’d just pretend we were in his cave. Hot.

Damn, now I miss my grandma.

Yeah. Too bad it’s completely inaccurate since literally none of that was shade.

I think they exist soley for Dads. Mine loves them for no good reason, and he wears them with his dad-approved slip on shoes.

He and Bernie cut each other's hair.

I’m going to need a damn good explanation as to why mock turtlenecks are manufactured in the first place. Those things make my skin crawl.