These are perfect for when I eat salsa!

I feel very “Jane Eyre for HRC” with the grey one.

Team Holly Hobbie checking in!

BOOBSQUATCH!

*beams proudly at my smashed penny collection*

Nathan Hubbard looks like Brilliant Campaign Manager Jamie on AMC’s Hit Show THE KILLING.

I’m sure he’ll be eating steak with his dad asap.

Good for Huma!

I hope this isn’t one of those false confessions and this brings some people at least a modicum of something resembling closure.

Those boots look like something I’d have bought with my first Joyce Leslie paycheck...and then immediately regretted. #backoftheclosetblues

What about shitty athletes? Do they get this sweet of a deal when they rape?

You just...layered everything...again and again...

Seriously glad that you all seem in relatively good spirits!

If I were Ivanka (shudder) — I think I’d just keep my mouth shut, dye my hair and go on vacation until the end of the year.

I hope Amber’s dollars improve a lot of lives.

They will teach Titanic subblog in J-school someday.

She sounds like she’s of the mindset that would allow her to be taken advantage of herself.

He should move as far away as humanly possible!

I fear someone in the Manitowoc PD is planning some kind of set up for him even as I type...