Added to this: Get the Bodies You’ve Always Wanted....

I’m sure they’ve all seen trans people and just not noticed.

Team Use All the Bathrooms when There is a Long Ass Line for the Win!

The logistics of something like this are totally nonexistent. First off, what are you gonna do, check their genitals? Do a gene test? What about people with ambiguous genitalia? Non-typical genes?

I personally plan on volunteering to be a Female Body Inspector for free at the local conservative evangelical mega church on the premise that it would be a violation of my 14th amendment rights to deny me the right to do this job simply because I am a dude.

Funny thing is that I’m sure none of these idiots has ever seen a trans person...or realized it anyway. The few trans folks I know look like the gender they want to look like. If they went into a bathroom based on their birth certificate, they’d be way more likely to be called out.

Yes and to ensure that you’re in the right bathroom there will be pussy checks. Grabbing is involved.

No there will however be a male cop who lifts up your skirt (skirts will be mandatory for women as part of the bitches and hoes act of 2019) pull down your panties to check for penises.

My immediate reaction to the headline was “Which version of Megyn Kelly?”
I am reassured that I was not the only one.

Also, I’m pretty sure that prion diseases like Mad Cow can’t be sexually transmitted.

Go back and look. They’re all me.

A good rule of thumb to live by: never put anything you find in Times Square inside your body.

Threatening your spouse with deportation to force them into doing everything you say makes for such healthy relationship dynamics.

I hope Billie Lourde has some really great people in her life. She needs them right now. I don’t know what else to say, this just sucks.

I could stand to have them in separate places, but then you’ve gotta provide a shuttle in between. Asking people to figure out parking three or four times a day is a nightmare, nevermind the issue with drinking and driving. But the most important thing to me is NOT HAVING A FOUR HOUR BREAK BETWEEN THE CEREMONY AND…

Good for Seth...she’s an order of magnitude out of his league.

Kanye has always been weird (I know that we’ve all speculated about his mental illness wildly but even if he does have something going on, he’s an odd duck) so him going to the movies alone doesn’t really surprise me and given that after the robbery Kim was lambasted roundly for wearing jewellery in public or in…

you fucked up and so did the Uber driver, I don’t know what argument you’re trying to make here.