What ethics investigation? 

The American leg of her tour to end.

WW is a terrible brand pivot solely for the fact that it’s harder to say than “Weight Watchers”

Also, who is Prince Charles Opens a New Window? Sounds like a new age synth duet.

The wrap looks like yuca to me?

This is a weird question that popped into my head after learning that her awful half sister is changing her last name from Gant to back to Markle to better capitalize on her proximity to the royal family:

I’m fine with people wearing leathers and furs as a general rule, but I find ostrich so unbecoming. That jacket looks like a rotisserie chicken.

First thing I thought of too

Mazel to these crazy kids, but:

My heart breaks for her and her family.

That Green now has as many rings as LeBron boggles the mind.

Plasticbird is great.

I figured this was what happened. Thought she was off the record so she spoke candidly, and then probably freaked the fuck out when she saw the headlines the next day.

I’m sure this was all decided by the palace as being “proper etiquette” and “tradition” that an adult man must give her away. But it comes off super creepy that Harry’s dad is presenting his son with a bride. Why couldn’t her mom do it?

Based off the fox I follow on Instagram, raw meat.

You could say they......mailed it.

I’m dead.

“But when I see op-eds, such as the one recently in the New York Times that states in the headline that the Metropolitan Museum of Art should not have appointed “yet another white, male director,” I recoil. That’s just another way of saying that white and male is a disqualification.”